The Bot Murders

Turn 115
Vawoosh!

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 115: Vawoosh!

Phil-R says, “Phil-R makes sure he is a safe distance away from the conflagration and stays out of the way, allowing the others to deal with the crisis,” while putting words to action (or inaction, as the case may be).

Dean-O takes his Visomorpain and stands still for a few moments, as a big smile slowly spreads back over his face.

Quentin-R rolls around on the floor screaming incoherently, something about Leev-I’s not being cheap, while Aken-R rolls him roughly, still shouting “STOP DROP AND ROLL!” over and over.

Isaac-O tries to get past Aken-R’s continuing efforts to put out Quentin-R, but when he’s unable to do so, he gives up and turns to the team leader, “Dean-O I must make a hygiene test on Quentin-R. Or do you want our mission to fail due to a lack of proper hygiene?”

He then waves his arms dramatically as he says, “Boy I wish I had an Extinquish-a-bot 87 Vulture landing deck foam attachment. That would be so awesome. Brreeep brreeepp vawoosh!”

As if summoned by Isaac-O’s “vawoosh,” the automated fire control system suddenly kicks in and covers the entire team, and Eula-R, with a thick foam.

The fire is out.

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Perversity Points Totals:

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Turn 114
The Clone... The Clone... The Clone is on Fire!

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 114: The Clone… The Clone… The Clone is on Fire!

Quentin-R stands looking at the blank screen. Apparently still waiting for The Computer to tell him that it’s finished talking. However, as he stands there, one of his pants legs begins to smoke and then flares up into flame, which begins slowly working its way up the leg. Quentin-R remains stoically ignoring it, gritting his teeth against the pain.

Isaac-O turns toward Quentin-R, about to try to put the strap on him, when he sees the burning leg. He says, “Excuse me Dean-O, Sir. We appear to have a malfunctioning unit here!” then begins trying to ineffectually pat the fire out.

“Hap-happiness Officer? More visomo-morpain, please.” Dean-O says, “The re-rest of you stop stand-anding around, we’ve got w-work to do.” As he turns around to look at Quentin-R and Isaac-O, he continues, “Not important. We’ll sort it out in debriefing.”

As the flame moves crotch-ward, Quentin-R finally cracks and starts running in a frantic circle, flapping his arms around, and screams, “Alright! Alright FC, I admit it, I have a question!! CAN I HAVE SOME WATER PLEASEAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAKEITSTOPILLGETYOOSFORTHIS… for the love of FC put it out faster!

Phil-R says, and does, “Phil-R crinkles his nose and sniffs at the air curiously for a moment, detecting an odd burning scent which is Quentin-R’s pants leg. Upon locating the source, Phil-R moves away from Quentin-R and manipulates Mr. Sock to scream.” Mr. Sock then screams, “Fire!

In unison with Mr. Sock, Aken-R also screams “FIRE!” and dramatically tackles Quentin-R, knocking Isaac-O out of the way, and bringing Quentin-R to the floor, starts rolling him around while shouting, “STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Roy-R calmly hands Dean-O another visomorpain.

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Perversity Points Totals:

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Turn 113
I'll Be Watching You...

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 113: I’ll be Watching You…

Isaac-O only reluctantly lets Eula-R retrieve her PDC, tugging back and forth for a quick moment before letting go and turning his complete attention back to Friend Computer.

Quentin-R looks sharply at Friend Computer’s screen, saying, “But, FC, you HAD stopped talking, and as I had no questions, I didn’t see fit to waste yet more time by standing around… but very well. I will pay attention until you tell me you have finished talking.” He then stands still and looks attentive.

Aken-R, Phil-R, and Roy-R continue to stand quietly.

Dean-O delivers his report, “Certainly, Friend Computer. As you can see, we have l-located the location of the f-first c-crime scene, after s-speaking with Larry-R-WRC-2, the victim’s nnn-next of kind.” As he speaks, Dean-O looks increasingly nervous and slowly turns very red, “Our nn-next step was to fuh-f-find and question any po-possibible witnesses. W-what we f-found was that all the cucubicicles w-with a v… a v… view to the crime scene are em-emp-empty. We did, however, f-find and question a witness to this ssusussuspussuspiciosusp… this odd lack of witnessesses. Our immedediate next task is a thororough examinination of the crime scene itself.”

The Computer looks at Dean-O for a moment after he finishes speaking.

“Thank you for your report, Team Leader Dean-O-KTI. Please carry on with your mission. I will be checking in periodically for further reports, as well as monitoring your progress directly. Have a nice day, Troubleshooters.”

The screen goes blank.

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Perversity Points Totals:

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Turn 112
Pay Attention!

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 112: Pay Attention!

Quentin-R points back and forth between the wool and the ruler as he says, “I’m awfully sorry, I just wanted to help you get some more wool, and perhaps a better ruler with one of them metal edges to it… I can see I’ve ruined your chat, I’ll let you get back to it…” He steps back with a slight bow, and fusses with his uniform.

Isaac-O, meanwhile, has noticed the pictures of Eula-R’s catbots and says, “WOW a Fluffy Wuffy Happy Wappy Tim Tum Rum Rugger Mark II™! That’s got to be one of only two in the whole sector! Where did you get it!” He then snatches up the PDC and starts flipping through the pictures while making oooing, gooing, and ahhhing sounds.

Eula-R beams and respond, “Oh yes, that’s Biggles. He’s my pride and joy. Got all the optional extra features. If you like, I might be able to get you one. I’ve got a friend at the factory, you see. I might even be able to get you one for, oh… say 1000 credits. But wasn’t Friend Computer just talking to you? We can talk about this after It’s done.” She tries to politely retrieve her PDC.

Dean-O, meanwhile, salutes Friend Computer and holds the salute.

Aken-R joins his team leader in saluting the screen.

Phil-R, using Mr. Sock, says, “No questions here oh great and all knowing Friend Computer!”

Roy-R doesn’t respond, and just looks attentively at Friend Computer.

Quentin-R pauses in his preening to pop another mint in his mouth and, facing the nearest camera with a cheesy smile, says, “Oral freshness is mandatory – and now ENJOYABLE too!” He taps the nearly empty roll while holding it up to the camera.

Friend Computer looks at each troubleshooter in turn then continues.

“Thank you for your attention citizens Dean-O-KTI, Aken-R-BSH, Phil-R-XYZ, and Roy-R-HBL. Citizens Isaac-O-MEL and Quentin-R-PAD, you are each fined 100 credits for not paying attention when I’m talking to you. You will also each be placed on Probation. I expect your undivided attention when I speak to you. Now, while I have your attention: Citizen Dean-O-KTI, please give me a report on your mission progress.”

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Perversity Points Totals:
Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 65 PP
Elm-R-FUD (Roy-R-HBL-3): 35 – 1 (missed turn) = 34 PP
Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 55 PP
Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 32 + 1 (Fluffy Wuffy etc…) = 33 PP
Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 59 PP
Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP


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Turn 111
Now That You Are All Together

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 111: Now That You Are All Together

Roy-R says, “Uh, right! Thorry Friend Computer!” He scampers into the room following the others.

Meanwhile, Dean-O is saying to Eula-R, “Sorry about this, citizen. I really don’t know what’s got into him.”

Eula-R continues whacking Quentin-R with her ruler as he does not seem to be moving from his position crouched down in front of her knitting basket. Between trying to ward off her blows, he continues to examine the wool inside, “OW I see you’re still using OUCH type 56-b woolLyke. So hey! so last year. Did you not know that the catbot Wool of preference is this years softer 56-C batch?”

He finally decides to get to his feet, and Eula-R stops hitting him, but she still looks angry. Quentin-R continues, “Now, I KNOW the 56-C is a touch more expensive… normally, but … well, I may be able to get you a small amount for LESS than you’d be paying for the 56-b….” [clatterclatterclatter]

Eula-R glares at Quentin-R, straightens her jumpsuit briskly, and taps her ruler a couple of times against her leg before answering with a waggle of the ruler in Quentin-R’s direction, “I don’t care what price you can get it for, I wouldn’t buy a paperclip from a clone as rude as you. You should try to be more like this nice ORANGE here.” She indicates Dean-O with the ruler, “We’ve been having such a nice chat before you barged in.”

Isaac-O arrives at the cubicle, stomps his feet together and in an unnecissarily loud voice announces, “Reporting to Cubicle 2961-B as instructed at time stamp 15:34 by Friend Computer! Perrrip!”

Phil-R arrives at roughly the same time and ‘Mister Sock’ says, “Equipment Guy Phil-R is prepared to serve you, dear magnificent Friend Computer!”

Roy-R scampers up, but doesn’t say anything.

Friend Computer’s Eye appears on the room’s wall-mounted vidscreen.

“Thank you, Troubleshooters. Now that you are all together, I would like to address a small problem which I have noticed as I watch your progress. I would like to remind you all that this mission has a very high priority, and should not be delayed for any reason. You are to deal with any problems in the most efficient method possible. If there are any problems that arise that you cannot handle, be sure to call upon me or your briefing officer directly. If a problem arises that can wait until briefing, be sure to have your Loyalty Officer make a note of it and bring it up during briefing. No one is to leave the rest of the team for any reason, even to visit a Confession Booth, for the duration of this mission. If you need to confess treason, you have but to contact me, and I will deal with it quickly and let you get on with your mission with a minimum of delay. If I see that I am needed to keep things moving, I will step in to do so. Do any of you have any questions?”

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Perversity Points Totals:

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Turn 110
Together Again... Mostly

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 110: Together Again… Mostly

Isaac-O immediately blurts, “Affirmative!” to Friend Computer, rotates in place and marches stiff-armed toward the adjacent room. On his way by, he gives Quentin-R a smarmy look.

Phil-R says, “Phil-R finishes his inspection and hands the equipment back to their respective owners then promptly moves to join the team leader beside the cubical FC mentioned.” He hands the barreless pistol to Quentin-R, one of the RED barrels to Roy-R, and the other RED barrel to Isaac-O as he catches up to him on the way to join Dean-O in the other room.

Quentin-R shuffles after them, pulling out his PDC and typing as he goes.

Roy-R staunches the flow of blood from his injured arm with his other hand and tells Isaac-O, “You might want to tetht the calibration on that thing, thir.” He doesn’t move from the spot, though. Friend Computer stares at him.

As they approach, they can hear Dean-O say, “Aren’t they just so adorable? Say, have you noticed anything else strange or unusual around here?”

Eula-R says, “Yes, they are adorable, aren’t they? Well, young clone, the only thing unusual I know of would be what happened to poor Larry-R. I was on my mandatory break, sitting here knitting, when I heard a short scream coming from the supply closet over there. When I went to see what it was, there was poor Larry-R, sprawled face-first on the floor, with a hole straight through his head. Poor clone, don’t know who would have wanted to increment him, he never bothered anyone. He’s such a nice young clone. He’s a little high-strung now, though. Getting incremented the first time will do that sometimes. Why I remember when I incremented. I was jumpier than one of my catbots… Hey! Stop that! Get out of my knitting, ya little bootsmoke! Take that!”

Quentin-R, who upon arriving at the cubicle had promptly tried to go under the desk to investigate the basket of yarn with a murmered, “Oooh, wool-Lyke,” suddenly finds himself on the receiving end of several whacks on the head with a ruler as Eula-R moves to protect her cherished yarn.

Meanwhile, Friend Computer has something further to say to Roy-R back in the other room.

“Citizen Roy-R-HBL, you are fined 100 credits for not immediately complying with my orders. Please proceed to cubicle 2961-B immediately, or I will be forced to place you on Probation as well as fine you a further 100 credits.”

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Perversity Points Totals:
Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 65 PP
Elm-R-FUD (Roy-R-HBL-3): 35 PP
Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 55 PP
Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 32 PP
Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 59 PP
Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP


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Turn 109
The Catbot Citizen

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 109: The Catbot Citizen

Dean-O walks over to the nearest cubicle with an occupant (2961-B) and leans in. “Excuse me, friend citizen. Those cubicles back there,” He says as he points towards cubicles 2961-C through I, “The empty ones? Could you tell me how long they have been empty for?”

The occupant, an older RED female citizen, looks back up at him. Her cubicle is neat, clean and exceptionally tidy. The only thing out of the ordinary that you notice is the small basket tucked up under her desk full of red, black, and other non-clearance-colored (IR clearance) yarn with a half-finished sweater and a pair of knitting needles on top of it. Her name tag reads ‘Eula-R-TRV-2’. “Oh hello, young clone. Oh, are they all empty now? I dunno… they’ve been trickling workers out for… let’s see… couple of months, now I think… That’s when old Arthur-R retired. Lovely man, very tall… and industrious. A hard worker. I was surprised he was never promoted beyond RED. I wonder how he’s doing at that nice retirement sector he was sent to. After that, the workers in those cubicles have been moved or fired one at a time at a rate of… oh… about one a week or so. I wouldn’t really have noticed if it wasn’t for the fact that they’re not replacing anyone. It’s getting a little lonely over here. I’ve even had to take up a little hobby to do during my manditory break time, since there’s no one around to talk to anymore.” She nudges the little basket with a foot. “Say, young clone, would you like to see some pictures of my catbots? I’ve got twelve!” She starts to reach into a drawer.

Dean-O responds, “Catbots, that sounds lovely! You say some of the workers were moved to other cubicles? Could you point out one or two?”

Eula-R laughs lightly as she pulls out a PDC and starts pulling up pictures and showing them to Dean-O, “Oh, they didn’t move them to cubicles in this room, that’d just be silly! No, they all were moved to different departments completely. Now, this here’s Tibbles. Oh, that’s little Fluffy, I just had new Synthfur installed on him. Oh, and that’s Biggles and Mister Wibblie playing together, aren’t they cute?” She seems ready to continue this for quite some time.

Meanwhile, Isaac-O removes the strap from Roy-R and turns to advance on Quentin-R, saying, “OK, Quentin, your turn.”

Quentin-R seeing this, steps to the other side of Phil-R, putting the Equipment Officer between himself and Isaac-O. “Wait your turn. There are more pressing issues at the moment!” Phil-R is still inspecting the barrelless pistol in his hand… He’s certainly taking his time about it….

Suddenly the wall-mounted vidscreen in the room where Isaac-O, Roy-R, Phil-R, and Quentin-R are lights up with the image of The Computer’s Eye.

“Troubleshooters, please join your team leader beside cubicle 2961-B. I wish to address you all together. Incidentally, Quentin-R, 50 credit fine for not cooperating with your Hygiene Officer, who is also a higher clearance citizen, in the authorized execution of his duties. I’m certain that the Equipment Officer will return your weapon once he has completed his inspection, and not before.”

We shall return to the PBEM Network’s presentation of The Bot Murders after these messages…


Perversity Points Totals:
Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 65 PP
Elm-R-FUD (Roy-R-HBL-3): 37 – 2 (missed 2nd turn in a row… ::taptap:: Hello?) = 35 PP
Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 55 PP
Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 32 PP
Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 60 – 1 (missed turn) = 59 PP
Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP


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Turn 108
Initiate Emergency Hygiene Procedures

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 108: Initiate Emergency Hygiene Procedures

“Ah, yes… thank you, Quentin-R,” Dean-O says as he glances nervously at the noisy device on Roy-R’s arm and pops the mint into his mouth. He begins edging away as he says, “I’m just going… over here, now.” He walks, fairly quickly, past the supply closet and into the next room toward the nearest cubicles with citizens in them.

Phil-R says (and does), “Phil takes a look at the mint then pops it in his mouth and chews on it as he returns his attention to the equipment.”

Isaac-O looks annoyed as being interrupted while waiting for Roy-R’s test results and bats the offered mint away, sending it flying, and ruining Quentin-R’s ‘gleam pose.’

“I’m sorry that would be ‘P-ewww, you could sure use one of these….’ SIR!” He says to Quentin-R, “Also as hygiene officer I’m forced to conclude that your state is currently substandard. Please wait until I’ve finished with Roy-R and then you can have a turn of the core sampler.” He then adds over his shoulder to Aken-R, “Hey Aken please take a note of Quentin’s insubordination and substandard hygiene. I don’t think even a Scrubot-5TT6 with the whizzer-dizzer attachment could bring him up to code!”

Aken-R, however, has decided to follow his team leader, and doesn’t appear to have heard Isaac-O.

Quentin-R looks down at himself and starts to dust himself off while moving over to Phil-R with his hand out. While doing this, he says, “Tisk tisk, seems someone’s been neglecting their cleaning duties, I shall have to lodge a complaint! Look at the state of my uniform now! Those vents are supposed to be clean! Hygiene officer, when you have a second, I feel I could use your assistance. I’m feeling a little out of my depth with this level of dirt….” His voice trails off and he looks at Phil-R through narrowed eyes. He continues, ”...my Gun, if you please…. I don’t have all day, got a hygeine emergancy to deal with, and a murderer to help bring to justice…. oh, oh oh, you gotta smell THAT!” He breathes in Phil-R’s face, ”...Smell it? That’s the new improved minty freshness. Wonderful isn’t it?”

Roy-R seems paralyzed with fear as the device reaches higher and higher pitch until Roy-R lets out a brief cry of pain, and then the noise fades away. There is a trickle of blood oozing out from under the strap. Once the device stops, it DINGs and then speaks, “FAIL. PLEASE INITIATE EMERGENCY HYGIENE PROCEDURES.”

We shall return to the PBEM Network’s presentation of The Bot Murders after these messages…


Perversity Points Totals:
Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 65 PP
Elm-R-FUD (Roy-R-HBL-3): 38 – 1 (missed turn) = 37 PP
Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 55 PP
Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 32 PP
Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 60 PP
Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP


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Turn 107
Hygiene Check!

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 107: Hygiene Check!

Phil-R says (and does), “Phil-R absently nods his head in response to Roy-R as he stares at Quentin-R after his bizarre entrance. After a moment he shrugs to himself and begins to make an inventory of the gear and inspects them for any obvious problems.”

Quentin-R, meanwhile does a little dance while he goes around to the team giving them each a breath mint from his Mint-O’s roll.

First, he goes to Phil-R and says, “Go on – chew on one!” and gives him a mint.

Dean-O watches the team, doing nothing.

Quentin-R moves on to Dean-O and says, “They’re super yummy tasty!” and gives him a mint.

Isaac-O stops looking around and focuses on Roy-R. He approaches the Happiness Officer while rummaging through the Hygiene Kit saying, “Hey Aken-R please take a note of the substandard hygiene here. I’m going to have to take a sample.” He pulls out a wide strap that looks vaguely like a blood pressure strap, only it has a few dials and buttons on it instead of a blood pressure gauge.

Quentin-R makes it to Roy-R, saying “Say, clone, do you want a mint?” and gives him a mint.

Aken-R pulls out the ILTR-1 and puts his tongue to the reader, causing it to pop open, revealing a paper notepad inside. Not having a pen, though, he just closes it again in disgust and starts typing on his PDC instead.

Quentin-R dances over to Aken-R and says, “Mints are fun, mists are good, mints are better than eating mud,” and gives him a mint. Aken-R looks at him briefly, eats the mint, and makes a further note on his PDC.

Roy-R says to Isaac-O, “Thample? I—hey, whoa, eathy on, do you even know how to work that thing?” He takes a step back as Isaac-O goes to put it on Roy-R’s arm. (clatterclatterclatter…clatterclatterclatter) He gets the strap secured, adjusts a dial and pushes the ‘Start’ button. The strap starts to whistle and whir. It almost sounds like a laser overloading… isn’t that interesting…

Quentin-R finishes his dance at Isaac-O, saying, “P-ewww, you could sure use one of these….” and gives him a mint. He then pops a mint into his own mouth and goes “Mmmmmmmm.” He then angles his head and smiles. (clatterclatterclatter) The light in the room glints off a tooth, which makes a little star-flare, looking clean and shiny, especially in contrast to all the dust and stuff that clings to him from his earlier crawl through the ceiling cavity.

We shall return to the PBEM Network’s presentation of The Bot Murders after these messages…


Perversity Points Totals:
Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 65 PP
Elm-R-FUD (Roy-R-HBL-3): 38 PP
Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 55 PP
Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 40 – 10 PP (DFSR) + 2 (also DFSR) = 32 PP
Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 60 PP
Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP


Have your turns to me before 1200 GMT (That’s 0800 EDT) Wednesday.

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Turn 106
No Action Without A Mint-O's

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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament

Turn 106: No Action Without A Mint-O’s

Phil-R takes the pistol and barrels from Dean-O, absently shaking Dean-O’s hand with his sock-covered left hand, and begins inspecting the gear, all the while saying, “Phil-R accepts the gear and absentmindedly shakes the proffered hand before shifting his full attention to inspecting the objects thrust upon him.”

“Oh, Stripey!” Dean-O says, blatantly ignoring Isaac-O’s question, “This… er… these are Phil-R, our new equipment officer…s. Phil-R, Mr… Sock, was it? Right, yes, Stripey is our registered mutant.”

Isaac-O seems to decide to ignore Dean-O ignoring his question and begins to look around at the rest of the team appraisingly.

About then, Roy-R arrives and spots Phil-R. He seems unsurprised by the sock puppet. “You’d be Phil-R, then?” he says.

Before Phil-R can respond, a muffled voice from above can be heard saying, “And now, presenting the latest, and best in mints….”

Suddenly, Quentin-R drops down from the ceiling, (clatterclatterclatter) rolling as he lands. He comes up holding a roll of Mint-O’s Cinnilyke flavor breath fresheners up to the nearest visible camera. After a suitably dramatic pause, he proclaims, “There is no Action without a Mint-O’s breath freshener, now in new Cinnilyke Flavor!” He then looks around and sees Phil-R inspecting a barrelless laser pistol and continues in more normal tones, “And, I’d like my gun, if you don’t mind.”

We shall return to the PBEM Network’s presentation of The Bot Murders after these messages…


Perversity Points Totals:
Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 65 PP
Elm-R-FUD (Roy-R-HBL-3): 38 PP
Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 54 + 1 (What can I say? Nice dramatic entrance) = 55 PP
Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 40 PP
Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 60 PP
Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP


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