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Welcome Back, Loyal Vidshow-watching Citizens! And now back to our show.
Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament
Turn 086: What’s a Goldfish?
Aken-R grins happily at the team as Hayate-R takes his weapon and bows slightly with a quick, “Hai!” He starts to inspect the laser pistol, which does visibly show one of its shots has been fired.
Dean-O turns toward the others, away from the ORANGE in the cubicle. “You see, Quentin-R? It’s all a misunderstanding. No-one is trying to kill you. Now… where’ve they gone?” He starts looking around, confused.
Quentin-R looks shocked. “My Smoke was properly extinguished, before the heat from my recently toasted posterior burnt it and the chair,” he asserts.
“Thitithen, the term “poop chute” is not an approved term for that portion of clone anatomy,” Roy-R tells Quentin-R, “Appropriate termth are probably lithted in the joint report RDHPDMC 4514-A: Proper Euphemithmth For Clone Partth (Pothterior Region). Now be quiet. We’re about to find out where Larry’th cubicle ith. About time, too.” He then wipes his chin, where a bit of spittle has somehow appeared during his statement.
Quentin-R, however, appears to be getting a little twitchy. He turns to Isaac-O, “Say, can I have a look at my old Teela-O sports bottle? I would very much like to see it again.. it’s my… my pr….operty. Just a little drinkies….. Hmmm?”
Dean-O catches sight of the ORANGE worker again, right where he left her, “Ah, there you are. Terribly sorry about the interruption.”
“Right, well, as I was saying…,” the ORANGE worker begins again, but is once again interrupted by Quentin-R ask he edges over shakily to ask, “Uh, hi Miss. Hey, is it true you have to buy your own stationary supplies in these orrifices… I mean.. offices?”
He apparently doesn’t currently have the attention span given to a goldfish with ADHD, however, as he is immediately distracted by the partition wall in front of him. “Say, these are nice partitions…,” he observes.
The ORANGE ignores him and turns back to Dean-O and gestures toward the ‘east’, “Anyway, Larry-R’s cubicle is a couple of aisles back that way. It’s roughly in the middle of the aisle. Don’t take up too much of his time. He’s already behind on his work because of the delay for him to decant, so he’s very busy. Now if you’ll excuse me…,” and she turns back to her terminal and goes back to work.
We shall return to the PBEM Network’s presentation of The Bot Murders after these messages…
Perversity Points Totals:
-1): 60 PP
-1): 39 PP
-2): 59 PP
-1): 43 PP
-2): 41 PP
-1): 48 – 2 (missed 2nd turn in a row… one more…) = 46 PP
Have your turns to me before 1300 GMT
(That’s 0800 EDT